Life sucks.
—Buddhism
Life sucks, so what?
—Taoism
Life sucks, and then you die.
—Existentialism
Life sucks, over and over and over again.
—Hinduism/reincarnation
Life sucks and you’re going to heaven or hell afterward, but you can’t know for certain which one.
—Old Calvinist predestination Christianity
Life sucks and you’re going to heaven or hell afterward: Do you feel lucky, punk?
—Updated for today’s more modern Christian
(nod of the hat to Dirty Harry)
From the cost to raise them to their agreeable nature, disciplined habits, all-around respectful behavior, and athletic ability — from toilet training all the way through the teenage years — it’s not hard to find a slew of reasons why you might find a cat preferable to a kid. Why anybody in their right mind would think otherwise is hard to fathom. In fact, once done reading these 36 reasons, you might well be itchin’ to find the nearest merchandise return counter to exchange your snotty hapless kid for a felicitous furry feline.
